It's by an ESTP who goes by the name EJ? DJ? I dono. If you haven't seen it already and have been into MBTI for more than a month, I'm surprised you haven't come across it. The comment section of this video doesn't seem too fond of the ESTP bluntness so I'm gonna try to be a little bit nicer while spitting out my own version.
Eh who am I kidding, I don't care about your fuckin' feelings.
First things first SPs are the Realists, and because of that we are the best "temperament" at reading people in any given situation. Whether you like our assessments of you or not, they are usually on point.
SJ, the Traditionalist
ESFJ The socialite. To hook up with this type, all you need to do is be popular and good-looking.
ISFJ The housewife. This type wants someone they can bake cookies for. Act like an adorable lost individual who needs taking care of.
ESTJ The bulldozer. ESTJs want to conquer. Be a challenge but don't play hard to get. Once you've caught their attention, let them have their way. Yeah bby.
ISTJ The teacher's pet. Show them how much respect you have for authoritah. Ask them to join your study group. Just don't be too exciting is all.
NF, the Idealist
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ENFP The ditz. Go along with all their crazy ideas and help them come up with more. Match their enthusiasm. Treat them like they are intelligent even if their ideas don't make any fucking sense.
INFP The lives-in-a-bubble. If you're crushing on an INFP, pretty much just agree with all their implausible ideas for humanity. Make sure to help them feel simultaneously understood and misunderstood.
ENFJ The frenemy. Figure out who they hate and start gossiping. Agree with everything they say and totes sympathize. Fawn over how much better they are than that betch.
INFJ The brooder. If you want an INFJ, talk to them about all your problems and downfalls as a human being. Then let them psychoanalyze you.
NT, the Rationalist
Betcha didn't peg them as thinking types, did you?
ENTP The smartass. Tell them how funny their jokes are. Laugh heartily. Alternately, give them your Rubik's Cube and ask them to solve it.
INTP The Abed. Take interest in every piece of trivia they tell you. Ask them all the questions. Pretend like you follow what they're saying.
ENTJ The dick. I assume you only fell for this dude(tte) because they're hot, in which case, pump up their ego even more and let them control you. And don't expect them to return your texts or anything mushy like that.
INTJ The party ruiner. Sit in the back corner of the class with them. Don't talk to them, except to argue with them. It turns them on.
SP, the Realist
"I wish that I could be like the cool kids..."
ESFP The party starter. Make them the center of attention. Offer them various substances. Encourage them while they're dancing on the table. Most importantly, be hot.
ISFP The stoner hipster. Pass them the spliff. Talk about how "over it" you are. Let them catch you reading Nylon.
ESTP The shameless. Let them dominate you - in conversation, in games, in bed. How do you get them in bed? Be hot and let them see you. Emphasis on the latter.
ISTP The slacker. Laugh with them when they make fun of everybody. Laugh at yourself when they make fun of you. Take delight in their being an asshole and don't have any strong opinions other than "people suck".
Disclaimer: if these don't work, you're doing it wrong.
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